im gona talk about Indian movies!
this is to you jaypee , he brought that up the other day.
he was complaining about how indian movies are so ridiculous :O!
okay let me tell why i find indian movies funny :0
but but! im not trying to be racist here or anything
i like movies that is base on reality that seem like
it could happen ...
when you walk out of the movie you would wan to say
*eh! thats crazy that could happen*
NOT
*Thats Possible!*
TEll me which part DO you think
you'll all gona get up and start singing and dancing to the same song
AHAHAHAAHH!
no never
*NOT possible*
its not goan happen ~
and and they have bad acting i swear ~
every part of it like over acted
like lets say this hero got shot by a gun
then JUST WHEN HE'S ABOUT to die
HIS LOVELY DOVEY girl or wife
i dont know?
COMES TO HIM!
AND BAM !
he COMES BACK TO LIFE!
SO if you havent seen a indian movie in your life .... im here to save you
6 hours of your life
cause the movies are just simply LONG!
okay i think i already know how every indian movie would turn out
BOY meets GIRL
GIRL meets boy
THEY fall in love
They cant be together
The boy was a dish washer
so the GIRL parents forbit her to see the BOY
SO the GIRL gets very upset! .... runs away from home
Usually to an open field
NOT just an open field THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OPEN FEILD EVER
It has got amazingly BLOOMING flowers and greeen grass for miles and miles
CLEAR blue sky BRIGHT SUN SHINE
there SHE goes running to the open field in slow motion crying
one time you could even see her boobs bouncing in slow motion
:O!!!
THEN all of the sudden it starts to rain
no clouds man ! but just rainning -_-
and she doesnt do anything when its raining
what do you do? *oh fuck its raining lets go under the shelter*
but what she do is SPINS AROUND under the pouring rain and screaming
*AAAAAAHHHHHHH~* high pitched
she starts singing and dancing in the rain .... then!
all of the sudden the boy she's in love with appears out of no where
and some point when he got there he planted a tree! LOL!
there were no tree there before know ! it just BOOM! there!! a treee~
and he would stand across the field with that *im so fucking cool* indian actor post ^_^
and their eyes would meet! and her FACE LIGHT UP LIGHT UP!
and they runs to each other in slow motion again
and HIS BOOBS sTART bouncing AHAHAHAH!
and they're running and running and one time they ran pass each other
instead of hugging the man she love ,she would play hide and seeek with him
she runs striaght to the treee! and start singing with her going left to right behind the tree LOL!
and the guy! instead of acting like a normal guy
he would join her and start shaking his chest like some gorilla~
and after like half and hour of playing hide and seek and goofing off
He catches her and embrace the moment and girl would go *ehehehehehee~*
and this is when one or two scenes could happen
one is that the BOY get shot from behind because nothing says i love like a bullet in the ass ^_^
two they get closer and closer and closer and just when they're about to kiss
*YAaaaaaleeeleeeeeaaaaaa*
the gril starts singing and runs away!
yup thats about it ^_^
i warned you dont do it!
Bestfriend is planning something evil 
