im gona talk about Indian movies!
this is to you jaypee , he brought that up the other day.
he was complaining about how indian movies are so ridiculous :O!
okay let me tell why i find indian movies funny :0
but but! im not trying to be racist here or anything
i like movies that is base on reality that seem like
it could happen ...
when you walk out of the movie you would wan to say
*eh! thats crazy that could happen*
NOT
*Thats Possible!*
TEll me which part DO you think
you'll all gona get up and start singing and dancing to the same song
AHAHAHAAHH!
no never
*NOT possible*
its not goan happen ~
and and they have bad acting i swear ~
every part of it like over acted
like lets say this hero got shot by a gun
then JUST WHEN HE'S ABOUT to die
HIS LOVELY DOVEY girl or wife
i dont know?
COMES TO HIM!
AND BAM !
he COMES BACK TO LIFE!
SO if you havent seen a indian movie in your life .... im here to save you
6 hours of your life
cause the movies are just simply LONG!
okay i think i already know how every indian movie would turn out
- BOY meets GIRL
- GIRL meets boy
- THEY fall in love
- They cant be together
- The boy was a dish washer
- so the GIRL parents forbit her to see the BOY
- SO the GIRL gets very upset! .... runs away from home
- Usually to an open field
- NOT just an open field THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OPEN FEILD EVER
- It has got amazingly BLOOMING flowers and greeen grass for miles and miles
- CLEAR blue sky BRIGHT SUN SHINE
- there SHE goes running to the open field in slow motion crying
- one time you could even see her boobs bouncing in slow motion
- :O!!!
- THEN all of the sudden it starts to rain
- no clouds man ! but just rainning -_-
- and she doesnt do anything when its raining
- what do you do? *oh fuck its raining lets go under the shelter*
- but what she do is SPINS AROUND under the pouring rain and screaming
- *AAAAAAHHHHHHH~* high pitched
- she starts singing and dancing in the rain .... then!
- all of the sudden the boy she's in love with appears out of no where
- and some point when he got there he planted a tree! LOL!
- there were no tree there before know ! it just BOOM! there!! a treee~
- and he would stand across the field with that *im so fucking cool* indian actor post ^_^
- and their eyes would meet! and her FACE LIGHT UP LIGHT UP!
- and they runs to each other in slow motion again
- and HIS BOOBS sTART bouncing AHAHAHAH!
- and they're running and running and one time they ran pass each other
- instead of hugging the man she love ,she would play hide and seeek with him
- she runs striaght to the treee! and start singing with her going left to right behind the tree LOL!
- and the guy! instead of acting like a normal guy
- he would join her and start shaking his chest like some gorilla~
- and after like half and hour of playing hide and seek and goofing off
- He catches her and embrace the moment and girl would go *ehehehehehee~*
- and this is when one or two scenes could happen
- one is that the BOY get shot from behind because nothing says i love like a bullet in the ass ^_^
- two they get closer and closer and closer and just when they're about to kiss
- *YAaaaaaleeeleeeeeaaaaaa*
- the gril starts singing and runs away!
yup thats about it ^_^
i warned you dont do it!
